I'm gonna recount the awesome fun stuff that happened to me over the past few days in a newspaper-like/ interview-kinda-thing/ reporter-blitz format, cause I'm trying to be unique, but I was always fail, but, hey, I tried.
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7th May 2009, Thursday
NON-STUDYING MOOD CELEBRATED WITH A CHOCOLATE PARTY

After her E Maths tuition and accessing Facebook for countless hours on end - and losing her IQ whilst doing it - Michelle Neo was contacted by Elva Ng [VAVA! :D] and asked if she were able to come to Michelle's house to study. Despite the Mother and Dog factor, the deal was settled and Elva immediately reached Michelle's house and the study session began.

However, it was not successful. They, instead, talked about school, insects [creepy little buggers] and everything NOT related to schoolwork and the mid-year examinations. This "non-studying" mood was then celebrated with the two girls snacking on toasted Pop Tarts [delicious chocolate biscuits brought over by Elva] and a frozen Chocolate Mousse cake. The excess energy in the sugar-rush was then transferred into more nostalgic and incredible chatter about their life experiences - not studying, cause who wants to waste that much energy on it?!

Though at the end no studying was actually done - or even attempted - both Michelle and Elva did recount back their lives entering Secondary school, their progress in friendships and academics, and finally the sad conclusion that 2009 signals the end of a brilliant 4-years of "mature childishness" [(c) Elva created that term]. After that, Elva left to meet her friend and Michelle fell over and died in emositic depression and that marked an end - or a beautiful beginning - of the concept of chocolate parties.

Personal Comments:
Holy crap you guys, we have to have a chocolate party! Just bring all types of chocolate [cake, icecream etc.] to someone's house, talk/do senseless stuff and just go sugar-rush crazy! THANKS ELVA! IT WAS AWESOME HAVING YOU OVER! - I would have died of tragic boredom on Facebook if you hadn't come.


8th May 2009, Friday
SHOETHROWER INVASION @ BOTTLETREE LAKE!

Authorities were disgusted and described the scene hours after the chaos as "alarmingly grisly and just plain WACKY."

[photo source taken from Facebook][get one today! especially you CHARLOTTE]
It was nearly 11am when the notorious, stylish, sleek and sexy Shoethrowers (exlcuding Sarah Ashley Tan and including Nicolette Pereira) left the school vicinity and walked down to the Bottletree Lake, located opposite the Yishun Stadium. It was observed that the group of 6 (fabulous and fierce) girls had wanted to go there many times over the span of almost two years, only it was that fateful day they decidedly chose to take over the once-peaceful Lake.

The Shoethrowers were: Wan Zhi Qing, Zaris Azira, Praise Keana Bautista Llamas, Michelle Neo [that me foo'], Charlotte Wong and Nicolette Pereira.

However, it was not just the Bottletree Lake that experienced the horror. While crossing over the overhead bridge, The Shoethrowers - for the explicit reason of FUN:D - showed the Hitler salute sign. Surprisingly, some car-drivers waved back. However, when they switched their salute to pure friendly waving, a bus-driver gave them the finger. The Shoethrowers were then described to have "laughed it off".

One of the members, Charlotte Wong, commented, "We do the Hitler thing, then somebody waves back at us. We wave at them, then they give us the finger. What the f- does that tell you?"

What did it tell them indeed? We do not know.

The Shoethrowers then commenced ravaging the park with their constant "ooh's!" and "aah's!" and their infernal (XD lolwtfrite) camwhore-antics. However, they were warded off by amazing stalker fish that followed the Shoethrowers around when they corssed a bridge.

They camwhored with fish, the bottletree signs, the bottletree itself, the road even, a stranger's car (sshhhh!), umpire's chairs, a fake tiger and the exit. All the horror can be viewed on Facebook.

LATEST NEWS: THE SHOETHROWERS THREATENED!

However the horror managed to spread to Northpoint, after two of the members - Praise and Nicolette - left for home, and when the remaining four dove straight to KFC for some unknown reason. They were witnessed to have panicked and scrapped money from their pockets, trying so hard to put together enough money for a meal and still have enough left to send Charlotte home on the bus. All was saved when Michelle noticed she had 10cents more than her original amount and thus everybody was able to sit down to a good, CHEAP KFC meal.

However, the group was - ironically - threatened by the Lady With The Eagle-Eyes, as she had easily forked out enough money for her family to sit to a better KFC meal... And the Shoethrowers watched them feast in jealously, and many comments were remarked. The drama did not end there, even after they left to go to the library, for they (mostly Zhi Qing) were under the impression the Lady With The Eagle-Eyes would come attack them any second... For what reason? Perhaps because they overheard some of the comments and are NOT happy with them that they would go after the Shoethrowers armed with parangs and cold hard cash that the Shoethrowers could never afford? Experts are still deliberating the reason.

The day then ended at the library with fear and uncertainty.

Personal Comments:
Well, for one my brain is getting tired from describing everything that happened in third person. Who knew writing a recount in third-person was so tiresome? And I kinda feel bad writing about this actually. We, well-off teenagers who have an education and parents, are poor? What about those in Africa? Or even those in Singapore, who can't even afford this cheaply-priced shit?! Sighh... I feel bad and guilty.

Though you gotta admit, it was a pretty hilarious day. The fish stalked us, the people hated us... Yup it's a good day for the Shoethrowers. As always.


9th May 2009, Saturday
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S SEMINAR



The Orchid Park Secondary 4 Literature class of 2009 - all 11 of them - were to go for a seminar about one of their Lit books they were doing for Lit - Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Following Michelle, who kindly allowed our reporting team to follow her day's journey, the day began with her waking up late. Like always. Then she was late in meeting Elva and Charlotte, who were enjoying the scenes by the Singapore River. They then proceeded to have breakfast at the nearby McDonalds'. Azira then came along and they all sat to a hearty breakfast before heading back to the Singapore River to wait for the remaining students to arrive.

After Zhi Qing came, they all rushed down to 1 Marina Boulevard, home to the NTUC Auditiorium, and met Ashton, Nicolette and Harkiran there. They then realized that Shermaine, Dinah and Nazry were late. Lots of panic and backtalking about the other schools ensued. Once the three students arrived, they elevatored (lolrly) up to the seventh floor where the seminar was held, and lucky for them, it had just started.

They then took down notes and thought the good part about the seminar was that it was very fruitful in recaping everything in AMSND. However, Michelle's question of whether Demetrius was happy after being FORCED into loving Helena was dismissed by the speaker, and his immortal words "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO QUESTION THE LOGIC" made her feel like it was like Nazi government propaganda - YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO QUESTION THE LOGIC - and come to a conclusion that if you were to question logic in Shakespeare's words, you would fail your Literature O Levels'. Terribly. Yeah, nice work Shakey.

The seminar ended and then Elva, Michelle, Nazry, Zhi Qing, Charlotte and Azira headed down to Marina Centre to eat at KFC. Along the way was a very funny comedy because everybody all wanted to go into different shops and they were running short of time, so everyone was practically a bodyguard to someone else, with the sole purpose of ensuring that the person does not want to get into the shop he/she wants. Thought chaotic, it was hilarious.

Once everything was eaten, and more shops were being prevented from being looked into, everyone went home, except for Charlotte and Michelle who headed off to Bugis to pray for Vesak Day and buy a gift for Gary before they went down to the airport to study. At almost 7pm, they both went home, with their butts cold from studying on the marble floor because the cafe would not let them study in there.

Personal Comments:
Well, it sucked for one, having to study on the cold floor.

And for two... I dislike Shakespeare. For ILLOGICAL REASONS.
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Well, 7th, 8th and 9th were eventful. And since today's the 10th, I should be good for my mom since it's MOTHER'S DAY... but I think I failed cause I pissed off my mom.

Well, this fucking sucks. But nevertheless,
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

"Yo, I got that hit that beat the block. You can get that bass overload. I got the that rock and roll, that future flow. That digital spit. Next level visual shit. I got that boom boom pow. How the beat bang, boom boom pow. I like that boom boom pow. Them chickens jackin' my style, they try copy my swagger. I'm on that next shit now. I'm so 3008, you so 2000 and late. I got that boom, boom, boom. That future boom, boom, boom. Let me get it now."

- -8<- - - - WELCOME to the world of the PLASTIC BEACH - - - ->8- -

a DARK beach with a BLACK view ; it was 11:38 AM

"When the paralytic dreams that we all seem to keep. Drive on engines till they weep. With future pixels in factories far away."

"Singing songs that make you slit your wrists,
It isn't that much fun..."

M N. 5th of the April. 17. Singapore. Female. Facebook. Tumblr.

Ex-Chongfu Primary. / Ex-CHAS.
Graduated Orchid Park Secondary:
Ex-Drama. Ex-Debater. Ex-Student Councillor. Ex-1A3-ian. Once-and-forever-2A3-ian. Ex-3A1-ian. Ex-PROUD-4A1-ian.

NGEE ANN FMS MCM [mass comm] T107/T102. RADIOHEATWAVE.COM Radio DJ. STAGE 52.

IN A RELATIONSHIP ♥

FYI, I quote a LOT of lyrics.

NOT emo, just tends to be more depressed than I'd like.
NOT a rocker, but loves to rock out.
NOT so sure i know who i am.
SUFFERS from Dermatillomania
a passionate LOVE for the colour RED
& PROUD TO BE A freak. Are you?

1. Love myself.
2. Self-Acceptance.
3. Eradicate insecurities.
4. Not to care.
5. Work hard in school.
6. Start over.
7. Take it slow.
8. Keep promises.
9. GPA >3.8 [yr 1.2,1.1,2.2,2.1,3.2]
10. To be MISERABLE and HAPPY.


"If it's not enough, try again. And again. Over and over again."

[[ WaNTS && WiSHES ]]

(1) Gorillaz - Plastic Beach
(2) 30STM - This Is War
(3) New Headphones
(4) Those new JEANS
(5) A Teenage Dream

Alex. :)♥ (my bumbling idiot)

HUTTSON My poopoo DOGGIE. ♥♥♥

BANDS :: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. Placebo. Marilyn Manson. 30 Seconds to Mars. Avenged Sevenfold. Linkin Park. Gorillaz. The Blackout. The Academy Is... Fall Out Boy. Bullet For My Valentine. Before Their Eyes. Lady Gaga. Just to name a VERY few...

HEROES :: GERARD WAY. TDK Joker. Jared Leto. Brian Molko. Draco Malfoy. 2D. Gerard Way. ♥ XD

Dilemmas.
The conflict.
Inner conflict.
Prejudiced people.
BUGS.

2A3-ians ♥ We Rock. Like Hell.
3/4A1-ians Over speed limit :D
Shoethrowers ♥ FAMILY
Apphia! :D :D :D Hee.
Azira A-zi-zi-ziraaaa! ♥ xD
Elizabeth ♥!
Elva VaVa :D
Farhan
Gavin
Isabelle
Jessica :D :D :D
Joanne ♥ XD
Joel is a legend!
Kenn Ninjaboy :D
Keng Ying CUZZIN! :D
Li Qing :DDD!
Matin! :D So cuute!
Nazry BiTCH!♥
Pearlyn So cute. :D
Rui Shuin Mah Couzin :D
Safwah rocks hardcore! :D ♥
Samuel ... Moo. :D ♥
Sarah BestFriend WALRUS ♥♥♥
Sheereen :DDD She cool yo!
Shi Wei :D:D:D So rad!
Si Ying, Tan rroooccckksss. :]
Si Ying, Yeh :D
Su Min She rocks!
Su Yuan :]

"Well you can hide a lot about yourself,
But honey, what're you gonna do?
And you can sleep in a coffin,
But the past ain't through with you."

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I'm nothing but a beautiful disaster,
Crying tears of blood and joy
Into this black void.
Oblivion;
It's the place to be.
Ephemeral Romance.
Will you come with me?




i want to be

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